20 Facts

Listed below are 20 facts that we didn't even think of as facts until now.

1) Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2) To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy, hence you get fired.

3) The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

4)Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

5) In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

6) All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

7) Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak..

8) Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.. Which never works.

9) If at first you don't succeed.. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried that way you succeed the very first time.

10) You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

11) Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

12) 42.7% of all statistics are made on the spot.

13) If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

14) If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

15) You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

16) After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

17) The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

18) Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the nonsmoker

19) You can never be in office on time because...
if you come to office early your colleagues curse you,
if you leave office early your bosses curse you,
if you come to office late your bosses curse you,
if you leave office late your colleagues curse you.

20) No matter how much you achieve and reach your targets, your targets will be changed and you will always be told you could have done better.